Dear Mom,
      It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped w/ my new boyfriend. Found real passion & he is so nice, w/ all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants 2 have many more children w/ me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it 4 us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine or ecstasy we might want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

PS: Mom, this isnt true. I'm at the neighbor's house, but I just wanted 2 show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer..love you! :-P